You’ve probably seen ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS… Well, we decided to throw our own DC spin on the internet sensation. Introducing: ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS… AT CAPS. You’re welcome.
“LOOK! I CAN BE A TOTAL EGO MANIAC TOO!”
“I’LL BE HEADING TO NELLIE’S AFTER THE GAME. TEXT ME.”
“I REALLY THINK A LEFT HOOK WOULD HAVE SERVED YOU BETTER THERE. JUST SAYIN’.”
“GREAT! ANOTHER OVI GOAL! WHAT AN AMAZING FEAT! YOU KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS ON YOUR TEAM, RIGHT?”
“YOU CALL THAT A FACE-OFF? I DROP BETTER PUCKS THAN THAT AT THE DOG PARK.”
“DON’T MIND ME. JUST DOING A LITTLE SCOUTING FOR THE PENS. I’LL BE SURE TO TELL THEM LAICH’S A BIG PANSY.”
“I ONLY VOLUNTEERED FOR ‘ZAMBONI DUTY’ BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD INVOLVE GETTING FREE BONES.”
“NO NO NOOOO, I SAID DEKE RIGHT, DEKE RIGHT!!!!”
“TALK ABOUT HIP CHECK. WOOF.”
