Who dat? Oh. September.


-DC, September; September, DC. They* say you only get one chance to make a first impression, and with low humidity, clear skies, and mid-80s temps, we like what we see so far.

-Want to be part of the black hippy movement? Really into guys who respect women? Check this out.


-President Obama: Now in 20-inch, baby form. And also in white man/pseudo hipster-intellectual form.

-WAMU reports that Allstate says DC drivers are among the worst in the country. Oh wait, we knew that three months ago.

-On Monday, we noted how FOX News anchor Tucker Barnes went to great lengths this past weekend to file a report from the eye of Hurricane Irene: a sewage foam party at Señor Frogs. Now, Ocean City is defending itself, claiming that the wafting mounds of dung we all saw were simply clouds of sea foam. However the Dung/Foam 2k11 debate has now gone national…

*—Teeth-whitening ads.